Thursday, June 21, 2007

Behind the scenes of a BOTAK TERRORIST...







LOCATION : (UNKNOWN)
TIME : (UNKNOWN ALSO)HRS

INITIALLY TERRORIST WAS SPOTTED CONSULTING HIS
MASTERMIND BOTH HANDLING BULKY ITEMS PRESUMED TO
BE EXPLOSIVES.



MEANWHILE....









LOCATION : IN THE N.E.L TRAIN HEADING TOWARDS PUNGGOL
TIME : 1434 HRS

PASSENGERS OBSERVED TO BE IN NEUTRAL STATE AT THIS
MOMENT. NOTHING INTERESTING, RAUNCY, EROTIC NOR
LUNATIC CAN BE OBSERVED.













LOCATION : SAME PLACE LAH DEI!! U BLIND ONE AH?!
TIME : SAME TIME LAH DEI!!

TERRORIST BOARDS THE TRAIN WITH A SUSPICIOUSLY
BLADY BULKY BLACK BAG WITH A SUSPICIOUSLY BLACK
CAP AND A DARK BLUE JERSEY. DESCRIBED TO BE NONE
OTHER THAN, SUSPICIOUS.











LOCATION : SAME PLACE AGAIN!!
TIME : A FEW MINUTES LATER

TERRORIST OBSERVED TO HAVE ALIGHTED LEAVING THE
BLADY BULKY BLACK BAG UNDER THE SEAT AND
DISAPPEARD INTO OBLIVION. *JENG JENG JENG*







IT WAS TOO LATE. THE PACKAGE EXPLODED... NOT ONE, TWO



BUT,



ALL THE INNOCENT PASSENGERS DIED except for me...





REALISING HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE, HE CONSULTED GOD AT A VERY HIGH ALTITUDE...



WELL, VERY "HIGH" INDEED...







IN THE END, THE BOTAK TERRORIST LIVED HAPPILY EVER WITH SHREK EARS AFTER BOMBING THE TRAIN....



OHH YEA, HE'S NO LONGER THE BOTAK TERRORIST HE'S NOW A GREEN EARED BOTAK TERRORIST...





THE END...

Monday, June 4, 2007

From Mustain aka XientisT

Name 10 people you can think of right off the top of ur head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 10 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names 1st. No cheating!

1. Mum

2. Justin

3. Mustain

4. Matthew

5. Umairah

6. Pavitra

7. Achmat

8. Atiqah

9. Fauziah

10. Azlina

Qn 1.
How'd u meet 3?

Yohoho! Got to know him through msn. Introduced by my cousin.

Qn 2.
What would you do if you had never met number 1?

I won't be born either liao...

Qn 3.
What would you do if 6 and 2 were going out?

Woooot!! I'd advocate that coz I advocate interracial relationships... =)

Qn 4.
Have you ever seen 4 cry?

Hmmm... I think so... When we got into a fight i guess... LoL... That was last time btw...

Qn 5.
Where did you meet number 10?

Got to know her through a friend... Ermm... First saw her at the void deck - study corner... I guess... LoL...

Qn 6.
How do you know 8?

My first training on friday at Gombak... That's when i thought she was 14... (less than that)... I think i better run before she smack me... =P

Qn 7.
What do you think about 7?

One of my good friends lah... He's a calm man with a witty mind and friendly too... Pls dun bug me for his number...

Qn 8.
What would you do if 5 confessed they like you?

Hahahaha!!! I like you too??

Qn 9.
A fact/or something about 9?

She uses the word "Chiiak" instead of "hello" or "hi"... Hahaha... Very unique though... I like that!

Qn 10.
Who is 2 going out with?

Wo bu zhi tao... Maybe some sizzling hot babe...

Qn 11.
What's 4 do for a living?

Schooling liao... Currently pursuing Diploma In Business IT... But in my opinion, he's better off being a DJ...

Qn 12.
Would you ever live with number 8?

Hmmm... Provided her clown/my abang giant lives with me also...

Qn 13.
Where does 3 live?

Around Tampines... *Looking at his movements in a satelite view*

Qn 14.
What do you like about number 1?

Bestest mum!!

Qn 15.
Is 2 your best friend?

Hey obviously!! My bestest best friend!!

Qn 16.
Do you miss number 3?

I dun think so... He's online almost everyday and he's my schoolmate also but ironically, WE NEVER BUMBPED INTO EACH OTHER!! LoL...

Qn 17.
What is your opinion of number 5?

Bubbly, cute and friendly? Ok Ok... She's like 'Po' from teleytubbies... I'll assume you know what i mean also... =P

Qn 18.
Is 10 a power ranger?

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You gotta be kidding me!! If she's a power ranger, then i wanna be Ultraman... Together, we can save the world from the hands of evil... *Posing like a superhero*... LoL...




" ... What is winning? What is losing? Those are just mere illusions... "