
LOCATION : (UNKNOWN)
TIME : (UNKNOWN ALSO)HRS
INITIALLY TERRORIST WAS SPOTTED CONSULTING HIS
MASTERMIND BOTH HANDLING BULKY ITEMS PRESUMED TO
BE EXPLOSIVES.
MEANWHILE....


LOCATION : IN THE N.E.L TRAIN HEADING TOWARDS PUNGGOL
TIME : 1434 HRS
PASSENGERS OBSERVED TO BE IN NEUTRAL STATE AT THIS
MOMENT. NOTHING INTERESTING, RAUNCY, EROTIC NOR
LUNATIC CAN BE OBSERVED.

LOCATION : SAME PLACE LAH DEI!! U BLIND ONE AH?!
TIME : SAME TIME LAH DEI!!
TERRORIST BOARDS THE TRAIN WITH A SUSPICIOUSLY
BLADY BULKY BLACK BAG WITH A SUSPICIOUSLY BLACK
CAP AND A DARK BLUE JERSEY. DESCRIBED TO BE NONE
OTHER THAN, SUSPICIOUS.



LOCATION : SAME PLACE AGAIN!!
TIME : A FEW MINUTES LATER
TERRORIST OBSERVED TO HAVE ALIGHTED LEAVING THE
BLADY BULKY BLACK BAG UNDER THE SEAT AND
DISAPPEARD INTO OBLIVION. *JENG JENG JENG*

IT WAS TOO LATE. THE PACKAGE EXPLODED... NOT ONE, TWO
BUT,
ALL THE INNOCENT PASSENGERS DIED except for me...

REALISING HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE, HE CONSULTED GOD AT A VERY HIGH ALTITUDE...
WELL, VERY "HIGH" INDEED...
IN THE END, THE BOTAK TERRORIST LIVED HAPPILY EVER WITH SHREK EARS AFTER BOMBING THE TRAIN....
OHH YEA, HE'S NO LONGER THE BOTAK TERRORIST HE'S NOW A GREEN EARED BOTAK TERRORIST...
THE END...

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